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1 You wen hear da story bout Jesus? He da Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send. He Godʼs Boy. Dis da time da Good Kine Stuff Bout Christ wen start happening.

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Isaiah, da guy who wen talk fo God long time ago, he wen write dis inside da Bible:

“God say, listen! I goin send my messenja guy.

He going ahead a you

An he goin get everyting ready

Befo you come,

Cuz you my real Spesho Guy, you know.

3 Inside da boonies,

My messenja guy goin talk real loud an real strong

So everybody can hear:

‘Eh! Make da road ready fo da Good Boss Up Dea!

Make um strait fo him!’ ”

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Dat time da guy John wen show up inside da boonies, baptizing da peopo. He stay teaching, “You guys gotta come sorry an like pau do all da bad kine stuff you stay doing now, an no do um no moa. Den God goin let you guys go an hemo all yoa shame. Dass why I stay baptize peopo.”

5 All da peopo from Judea side an Jerusalem town, dey wen go da boonies fo hear John. Dey wen tell um strait out all da bad kine stuff dey wen do, an he wen baptize um inside da Jordan River.

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You know, Johnʼs clotheses come from da camel hair. He wen make one rope outa leather fo belt. He eat grasshoppas, an he get honey from da bees.

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Dis wat he tell um, “Afta me, goin come one nodda guy. He get mo power den me. An you know wat? I not even importan nuff fo go down an help him hemo his slippa from his foot.

8 I baptizing you guys wit water, but da way he goin baptize you guys, he goin give you Godʼs Good an Spesho Spirit fo take ova you.” John Baptize Jesus

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Dat time, Jesus come from Nazaret town, Galilee side, an John wen baptize him inside da Jordan River.

10 Right den Jesus wen come up outa da water. An you know wat? Jesus wen see da sky broke open, an wen spock Godʼs Spirit coming down on top him, jalike one dove.

11 An wow! Had one voice from da sky wen say, “You my boy! I really get love an aloha fo you, an I stay good inside cuz a you!” Da Devil Try Make Jesus Do Bad Kine Stuff

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Right afta dat, Godʼs Spirit wen make Jesus go inside da boonies.

13 Had wild animals ova dea. Jesus, he wen stay dea forty days. Da Devil try presha him fo make him do bad kine stuff, but he neva. An had angel messenja guys from God dat wen come an take care him. Jesus Start Fo Teach Galilee Side

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Latas, King Herod wen throw John Da Baptiza Guy inside da prison. Afta dat, Jesus go Galilee side, an he tell da peopo da Good Stuff From God.

15 He tell, “Time awready! God stay King hea now. You guys gotta come sorry fo all da bad kine stuff you guys doing, an no do um no moa. An da Good Stuff From God I telling you guys, you guys gotta believe um!” Jesus Tell Four Fisha Guys Fo Come Wit Him

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Dat time Jesus stay walking by Galilee Lake, an he spock Simon an his brudda Andrew. Dey throwing dea net inside da water, cuz dey fisha guys.

17 Jesus tell um, “Eh you guys! Come wit me! Be my guys! Da way you guys bring in da fish, I goin teach you guys how fo bring in peopo fo be my guys too!”

18 Right den an dea, dey wen leave dea nets an go wit him.

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Going from dea, he spock James an his brudda John. Zebedee dea fadda. Dey inside da boat fixing dea nets.

20 Right den an dea he tell um fo come wit him. Dey go way from dea fadda Zebedee who stay inside da boat wit da workas, an dey go wit Jesus. Jesus Make One Bad Kine Spirit Let Go One Guy

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Jesus an his guys, dey wen go Capernaum town. On da Jewish Rest Day, dey go inside da Jewish church. Jesus start fo teach da peopo.

22 Wat he teach um wen blow dea minds! Cuz he teach wit plenny power, not like da teacha guys dat teach Godʼs Rules, an dem guys no mo power.

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Get one guy inside da Jewish church wit one bad spirit dat wen take ova him. Right den an dea he wen yell,

24 “Ho! You Jesus from Nazaret! Wat you like do to us? Why you wen come ova hea? Fo wipe us out? I know who you! You da Good An Spesho Guy from God!”

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Jesus wen scold da spirit, “Shut yoa mout! Let go da guy!”

26 Den da bad spirit wen shake up da guy plenny. Da spirit wen yell real loud, an let go da guy.

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Da peopo, wen blow dea minds. Dey tell each odda, “Eh! Wass dis?! Wat kine new teaching dis? Dis guy, he get power! He even tell da bad kine spirits wat fo do, an dey do um!”

28 Right den an dea, da peopo wen go all ova Galilee side, fo tell everybody bout Jesus. Jesus Make Plenny Sick Peopo Come Good

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Right den an dea Jesus dem wen go outside da Jewish church, an dey go inside Simon an Andrewʼs house. James an John go too.

30 Simonʼs mudda-in-law get feva. Simon dem tell Jesus, “Eh, her sick, you know.”

31 Jesus go an take her by da hand an pull her up. Right den da feva wen pau, an her wen give dem food.

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Wen da sun go down, an da Rest Day pau, da peopo bring all da sick peopo an da peopo who get bad spirits da wen take ova dem.

33 All da peopo from da town was jamming outside da house.

34 Jesus wen make plenny peopo who get all kine sick come good. He make all da bad kine spirits let go da peopo, an he tell da spirits, “No talk!” cuz dey know who him. Jesus Pray An Teach All Ova Galilee

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Early in da morning, wen starting fo get light, Jesus wen get up an go outa da house. He go one place wea neva have nobody, an pray ova dea.

36 Simon dem wen go look fo him.

37 Dey find him, an dey tell, “Eh, everybody stay looking fo you, you know!”

38 But he say, “Neva mind! We gotta go da odda towns aroun hea, cuz I gotta teach dea too. Dass why I wen come.”

39 So, he teach inside all da Jewish churches all ova Galilee, an make all da bad kine spirits let go da peopo. Jesus Make One Lepa Guy Come Good

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Had one lepa guy wen go by Jesus, an go down in front him an beg him. He say, “If you like, you can make me come good so I can go wit da odda peopo fo pray, yeah?”

41 Jesus wen look at him, an he pity him. He touch da guy, an say, “Okay, I do um. Come good.”

42 Right den an dea da lepa guy come good. No mo lepa!

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Jesus wen talk strong to da guy. He tell um, “Eh! You betta not tell nobody bout dis! Go, let da priest guy check you out. No foget make da kine sacrifice now, jalike Moses wen tell inside Godʼs Rules. Den everybody goin know dat you stay good now.” Den he tell um fo go.

45 But da guy, he go outside an tell everybody wat wen happen to him. So, Jesus no can stay inside da towns, but he gotta stay outside inside da boonies. An da peopo, dey stay come from all ova da place fo hear him.

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1 Afta couple days, Jesus wen go back Capernaum wea he wen stay befo. Da peopo wen hear dat Jesus stay home now.

2 So, plenny peopo wen come togedda an neva have room. No can even go near da door. An Jesus teach um.

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Some guys wen come by Jesus. Four a dem wen carry one guy dat no can move.

4 Get so plenny peopo, dey no can bring him near Jesus. So dey wen go up on top da flat roof, an make one big puka inside da roof, right ova da place wea Jesus stay. Dey put da guy on top his mat an put um down real slow in front Jesus.

5 Wen Jesus see dat, he wen tink, “Eh, wow! Dis guys trus me fo real kine, dat I goin make dea friend come good!” Den he tell da guy, “Eh, my boy, you know all da bad kine stuff you wen do befo? I tell you now, da shame from all dat, pau awready!”

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But get some teacha guys dea dat teach Godʼs Rules. Dey stay tinking,

7 “Eh! Who dis guy tink he is fo talk lidat! He talking stink bout God! Ony God can let da guy go an hemo da shame from da bad kine stuff!”

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But right den Jesus wen know inside wat dey tinking. He say, “How come you guys tinking bad kine stuff lidat?

9 I da Guy Dass Fo Real, an I like show proof you guys, dat I get da right inside dis world, fo let da peopo go an hemo da shame dey get fo da bad kine stuff dey wen do. But, easy fo talk bout throwing out da shame -- anybody can talk lidat. But not easy fo do um. Same ting, easy fo tell one guy dat no can move, ‘Eh, stand up an move aroun!’ -- anybody can talk lidat. But not easy fo do um. But now, I goin show proof you guys -- I goin make dis sick guy make strong.” Dass why he tell da guy,

11 “Eh, get up! Take yoa mat an go home awready!”

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So da guy wen get up, pick up da mat an go outside in front all dem. Dat wen blow dea minds big time. Dey say, “Dis unreal! Dis neva happen befo. Dis God, he awesome!” Jesus Tell Levi Come Wit Him An Be His Guy

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Jesus wen go by da lake. Plenny peopo come by him, an he wen teach um.

14 He was walking, an he wen spock Levi. (Leviʼs fadda name Alfeus.) Levi stay by da tax place collecting money fo da govermen. Jesus tell him, “Eh! Come wit me! Be my guy!” Levi get up, an go wit him.

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Jesus wen go Leviʼs house fo eat. Had plenny guys dat collect money fo tax fo da govermen an odda guys dat get bad name jalike dem, dat like hang out wit Jesus. Dey all dea, eating wit Jesus an his guys.

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Had some Pharisee guys dea dat teach Godʼs Rules. Dey see Jesus dea eating wit all da tax guys an odda kine peopo dat get bad name jalike dem. So, dey aks Jesus guys, “Eh, yoa teacha, how come he eating wit da tax guys an odda kine peopo dat get bad name?”

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Jesus wen hear dat, an he tell dem, “Da peopo dat not sick, dey no need docta, ony da sick guys need. Me, I neva come fo tell da good kine peopo fo come by me fo be my guys, but da peopo dat get bad name.” How Come Jesus Guys No Skip Food So Dey Can Pray?

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Now, Johnʼs guys an da Phariseeʼs guys was skipping food so dey can pray. Some peopo come aks Jesus, “How come John Da Baptizaʼs guys an da Pharisee guys skip food so dey can pray, but da guys you teaching, dey no skip food, but still yet dey can pray?”

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Jesus tell dem, “Wat you tink? You go one wedding an skip food, wen da guy dat getting married stay dea? Nah!

20 Bumbye, da time goin come wen dey goin take away da guy dat getting married. An den, dass wen his friends goin skip food. Da Old Kine Teaching An Da New Kine Teaching

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“Fo fix up one old puka clothes, you no goin take one new piece cloth dat no shrink yet fo cover da puka. You go do dat, den wen you wash um, da new piece goin shrink plenny an make one mo bigga puka, an you make da old clothes mo worse.

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An same ting, you no put grape juice fo make wine inside one old kine leather bag, an close um fo let um ferment. You do dat, da new wine goin come mo big an bus da wine bag, an da wine goin spill out. Da old leather no good no moa. Mo betta, you put new wine inside new kine leather bag.” Dey Give Jesus Hard Time Bout Da Rest Day

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Anodda time was da Jewish Rest Day. Jesus an his guys walk thru da wheat fields. Da guys pick litto bit wheat fo eat.

24 But had Pharisee guys ova dea dat wen tell Jesus, “Hala! Dese guys, you teaching dem, but still yet dey stay doing da kine stuff dey not suppose to on da Rest Day!”

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Jesus tell um, “Wot! You guys neva read inside da Bible wat David wen do wen him an his guys was hungry?

26 Wen Abiatar was da Head Priest, David go inside Godʼs house an eat da bread dass spesho fo God. But no can do dat kine, cuz Godʼs Rules say dat ony da priest guys can eat dat bread. But David, he give um to his guys too, an nobody say notting.”

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Den Jesus wen tell, “You know, God neva make da peopo fo da Rest Day. He make da Rest Day fo da peopo.

28 Dass why I da One dat get da right fo say wat can do da Rest Day, cuz I da Guy Dass Fo Real.”

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1 One nodda time Jesus wen go inside da Jewish church. Had one guy dea, his hand stay all wasted.

2 Get some guys dea. Dey was checking out Jesus real good, if he go make da guy come good on da Rest Day, cuz dey like poin finga him.

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So Jesus say to da guy wit da wasted hand, “Eh, come hea in front everybody!”

4 Den Jesus say to da peopo, “So, wat? Da Rules say you can do good kine stuff on da Rest Day, o you can do bad kine? Wat you suppose to do, kill peopo, o help um? Wat da Rules say, aah?” But da Pharisee guys, dey neva have notting fo say.

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Jesus look at all da peopo real good. He stay real huhu. Same time, he feel sad cuz dey hard head. Den he say to da guy, “Stick out yoa hand.” An da guy stick um out, an da hand wen come good.

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But da Pharisee guys, dey ony like stick wit dea rules. Dey wen go outside, an right den an dea dey go talk to King Herod guys, how dey goin kill Jesus. Jesus Teach Da Peopo By Da Lake

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Den Jesus an his guys, dey wen go way, an stay by da lake. Plenny peopo from Galilee wen go wit him. An get peopo from Judea,

8 Jerusalem, Idumea, from da odda side da Jordan River, from Tyre side, an Sidon side. Dey all come cuz dey hear all da kine stuff Jesus stay doing.

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Get so plenny peopo, Jesus wen tell his guys fo make ready one boat, so he can go inside um an den da peopo no can squash him.

10 Jesus wen make plenny sick peopo come good. Dass why all da odda sick peopo dea, dey go all out fo touch him.

11 Had peopo ova dea wit bad kine spirits dat wen take ova dem. Weneva dey see Jesus, dey go down in front him, an yell, “You Godʼs Boy!”

12 But Jesus wen tell da spirits, “You guys betta not tell nobody who me”. Da Twelve Guys Jesus Send

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Den Jesus wen go to da hills. He tell da guys he like pick, “Eh, come!” An dey wen come.

14 He wen pick twelve guys. He say, “I like you guys stay by me. I like teach you guys. Latas I goin send you guys all ova da place, an den you guys goin teach da peopo.

15 An I goin give you guys power fo make da bad kine spirits let go da peopo too.”

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Dis da twelve guys he wen pick fo send all ova da place:

Simon, da guy Jesus wen call “Peter,”

17 James an his brudda John, Zebedeeʼs boys. He call um “Da Thunder Guys,” cuz dey da kine guys dat like make big noise.

18 Andrew, Philip, Bartolomew,

Matthew, Thomas, Alfeusʼs boy James,

Taddeus, Simon da Jewish Sovereignty guy,

19 an Judas Iscariot. He da guy dat goin set up Jesus fo mahke bumbye. Jesus An Da Bad Kine Spirits Boss

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Den Jesus wen go home. Plenny peopo wen come, jalike befo time, so Jesus an his guys no can eat.

21 Wen Jesus ohana hear dat, dey wen go fo take him away. Dey say, “He wen go pupule!”

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Some teacha guys who teach Godʼs Rules wen come from Jerusalem. Dey say, “Dis guy, da leada guy fo da bad kine spirits wen take ova him fo shua! Beelzebul, you know! Dass why he can make da bad kine spirits let go da peopo!”

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Jesus tell dem, “Eh, you guys, come ova hea! I like teach you guys someting. You tink da Devil goin make his own guys let go da peopo, aah? No way!

24 Da ohana dat go agains each odda no can stay strong. Da country dat go agains each odda ony bus up itself.

26 If da Devil make his own guys let go da peopo, den he going agains himself! He no can stay strong. He goin wipe out!

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So, no good how you guys tinking! How you tink one guy goin bus inside one big mokeʼs house an rip off his stuffs, if he no tie up da moke first? Den can steal everyting.

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Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: God can let da peopo go an hemo dea shame fo all da bad kine stuff dey doing, even if dey talk stink God.

29 But if dey talk stink Godʼs Spesho Spirit, God no take dat. So if dey talk lidat, God no goin let um go an hemo dea shame fo dat, not now o eva!”

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Jesus say all dat cuz da teacha guys wen say, “He get one bad kine spirit dat wen take ova him.” Jesus Mudda an Bruddas

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Den Jesus mudda an bruddas come. Get plenny peopo sitting aroun him, so his mudda an bruddas stay outside. Dey wen send one guy inside fo get him. Da peopo tell him, “Eh, yoa mudda an yoa bruddas an sistas, dey outside, an dey like talk to you.”

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He tell um, “Wat you guys tink? Who my mudda? Who my bruddas?”

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He look all da guys sitting aroun him, an say, “Look! Hea, dese guys my mudda! An dese guys, dey my bruddas an sistas, fo real kine!

35 Whoeva do wat God like, dey my brudda an sista an mudda!”

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1 Anodda time Jesus wen teach by da lake. Plenny peopo wen come aroun him, so he go inside one boat, an sit down dea. Da boat stay inside da lake. Da peopo, dey stay standing on da beach.

2 He use plenny stories fo teach um. Dis wat he say:

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“Listen! You guys wen hear da story bout da farma guy?

4 He go throw seeds fo plant. Some fall down by da trail, an da birds go eat um up.

5 Some fall down on top da rocks wea had ony litto bit dirt. Da plants grow up fast, no matta ony litto bit dirt dea.

6 But wen da sun come up, da plants dry up, cuz no mo root.

7 Odda seed, dey fall down inside da kine bushes wit thorns. Da bushes grow up, an choke um, so no mo wheat.

8 Odda seed, dey fall down inside da good dirt, an dey grow up good, an come up plenny. Some seed, dey give back thirty times moa, some odda seed give back sixty times moa, an some seed even give back hundred times moa.”

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Jesus say, “If you guys hear dis, den listen!” How Come Jesus Teach Wit Stories?

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Wen Jesus stay by himself wit da peopo who stay dea, an da twelve guys he was teaching, dey wen aks him wat da stories mean.

11 So he say, “God let you guys know all da stuff bout how he stay King. But da odda peopo on da outside, I teach um wit stories.

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Dass fo make happen jalike Isaiah wen tell dat God say,

‘Dey see wat I stay do, but dey no can see fo real. Dey hear wat I say, but dey no can hear fo real.

If dey really wen see an hear, Den dey goin change, An I goin let um go an hemo dea shame Fo all da bad kine stuff dey wen do.’ ” Wat Da Story Mean

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Jesus aks dem, “You guys no undastan dis story? Den how you guys goin undastan da odda stories?

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“Da farma plant da seed. He jalike da guy dat tell wat God say.

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“Da seed dat fall down by da trail, dass jalike wen one guy hear wat God say, an right den an dea da Devil come an make da guy so he no can rememba wat he wen hear.

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“Da seed dat fall down on top da rocks, dass jalike wen one guy hear wat God say, an right den an dea he stay plenny good inside.

17 But da guy, he jalike da plant dat no mo root inside him. He stick wit um fo litto wile. But wen get trouble, o wen da peopo make him suffa cuz he wen trus da stuff he wen hear, da guy give up right den an dea.

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“Da seed dat fall down inside da kine bushes wit thorns, dass jalike wen one guy hear wat God say,

19 but bumbye da guy worry bout all da stuffs he need hea inside dis world. He like come rich, an all dat throw him off. So all dat stuff choke out all da tings God say dat was inside him. He no can do da right tings, jalike one wheat plant dat no can give wheat, growing inside da kine bushes wit thorns.

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“Da seed dat fall down inside da good dirt, dass jalike wen one guy hear wat God say an trus um. He do da right tings, jalike da good plant dat give wheat. All da good stuff da guy do, he do um thirty times moa, some guys do um sixty times moa, an some odda guys hundred times moa.” Da Lamp On Top Da Shelf

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Den Jesus aks dem, “Eh, try tell me dis. You bring da lamp fo cover um up? O you put um unda da bed? Nah! You goin put um on top da shelf so you can see, yeah?

22 Kay den, wateva you no undastan now, you goin undastan bumbye.

23 If you guys hear dis, den listen!”

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He tell um dis too: “Tink real good bout wat you hear. If you do dat, God goin give you even mo fo know.

25 If you guys undastan all da kine stuff, den God goin tell you moa. But if you guys no like know all dat stuff, den God goin make you no rememba even da litto bit you know now.” Nobody Know How Da Seeds Grow, But Dey Grow

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Jesus tell um anodda story. He say: “Wen God stay King, dass jalike one farma dat throw da seed all ova da groun.

27 Nite an day, no matta he sleep o get up, da plant goin poke da head up from da groun an goin grow, even if da guy donno how.

28 Da dirt no need nobody fo help um make da wheat. First da stalk come, den da head, den da food inside da head.

29 Wen da wheat come ripe, da farma cut um wit da sickle, cuz dey stay ready.” Da Story Bout Da Mustard Seed

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Jesus tell um anodda story. “God, he stay King. Wat story I can tell you guys so you guys can undastan?

31 Wen God stay King, dass jalike one mustard seed. Dat seed mo small den all da odda seeds, you know. If get one guy plant um inside his field,

32 an da seed grow, da plant come mo big den all da odda plants in da garden. Da branches so big, da birds from da sky can sit on top um in da shade!” Jesus Ony Teach Dem Wit Stories

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Jesus teach da peopo wit plenny stories lidat. He ony tell dem stuff dey can undastan.

34 He neva teach dem odda stuff, ony wit stories. But every time he wen stay ony wit da guys he teaching, he tell dem wat da stories mean. Jesus Make Da Storm Pau

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Dat time afta da sun go down, Jesus wen tell his guys, “Eh, we go da odda side da lake.”

36 Dey wen leave all da peopo, an Jesus guys take him inside da boat. Had odda boats dea too.

37 Den had one big storm ova dea, an da waves was bussing ova da boat, so da boat almos wen huli.

38 But Jesus still yet stay sleeping in da back on one pillow. His guys wen go wake him up, an tell him, “Eh, Teacha! You no care we goin mahke, o wat?”

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Jesus get up, an scold da wind an da waves. He say, “Quiet! No move aroun!” Den da wind wen pau an da waves wen come nice.

40 An he tell his guys, “How come you guys scared? You guys no trus me, o wat?”

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Dey so scared, dey wen tell each odda, “Eh, wat kine guy dis? Even da wind an da waves do wat he tell um!”

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1 Afta dat, Jesus dem go da odda side da lake wea da Gerasa peopo stay.

2 Wen Jesus was getting outa da boat, one guy dat get one bad kine spirit dat wen take ova him wen come from da grave yard.

3 He everytime stay inside da grave yard. Da bad spirit wen make him so strong, nobody can tie him up, not even wit chains.

4 Befo, dey wen tie da guyʼs hand an feet plenny times wit da chains, but he wen bus um. Nobody stay strong nuff fo hold da guy down.

5 Nite an day, da guy everytime yelling from da grave yard, an da hills, an cutting himself wit stones.

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Wen he see Jesus far away, he wen run an go down in front him.

7 Jesus tell him, “Let go da guy, you bad kine spirit you!” Da guy wen yell real loud, “Wat you like do to me, Jesus? Da God Dass Mo Importan Den All Da Odda Gods, you his Boy! Promise to God you no goin make me suffa!”

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Den Jesus wen aks him, “Eh, wat yoa name?” An da bad kine spirit tell him, “My name ‘Army,’ cuz us guys, we uku paila spirits!”

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An da spirit beg Jesus plenny times, “Eh, no send us outa dis place!”

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On da odda side da hill, get one big pig farm, an da pigs was grinding.

12 Da bad kine spirits wen beg Jesus, “Send us inside da pigs! We like take ova dem.”

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Jesus tell um, “Go!” So da bad spirits wen let go da guy, an go take ova da pigs. Had bout two tousand pigs ova dea. An you know wat? All da pigs wen run down one steep hill an fall ova da cliff inside da lake, an drown inside da water.

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Den da pig farmas wen run, an go inside da town an all da place aroun dea, telling everybody wat wen happen. All da peopo from da town wen go fo see.

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Wen dey come by Jesus, dey spock da guy dat befo get da uku paila bad kine spirits dat wen take ova him. He look diffren now. He all dress up, an not pupule no moa. So da peopo real scared.

16 Da odda guys who wen see wat wen happen, dey tell da peopo wat wen happen to da guy wit da bad kine spirits an da pigs.

17 Den da peopo, dey start fo beg Jesus fo go way from dea.

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Wen Jesus climb inside da boat, da guy dat da bad kine spirits wen take ova befo time, he say, “Try let me go wit you.”

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But Jesus tell, “No. Go home to yoa ohana, an tell um all da good kine stuff da Boss Up Dea wen do fo you. He wen pity you an give you chance.”

20 So da guy go way, an tell everybody in da Ten Towns wat Jesus wen do fo him. An wat he tell all da peopo, wen blow dea minds. Jairus, Da Leada Guy

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So den, Jesus wen come back in da boat to da odda side da lake. An plenny peopo wen come aroun him wen he still near da lake.

22 One leada guy from da Jewish church name Jairus wen come dea. He spock Jesus, an wen go down on his knees by Jesus feet

23 an beg him plenny, “Eh, my litto girl, her ony twelve years old, an her stay going mahke. Try come an put yoa hand on top her, so she can come good an stay alive!”

24 So Jesus wen go wit Jairus. An all da peopo wen go wit Jesus. Dey so plenny, dey wen push aroun him. Jesus Wen Make One Sick Wahine Come Good

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Get one wahine wit da peopo. Her was bleeding fo twelve years.

26 Her wen suffa plenny, no matta plenny doctas wen try make her good. Her wen spend all her money, but her neva come good. Her come mo worse.

27 Her wen hear bout Jesus, so her come in back a him wit all da peopo aroun him, an her touch his clotheses.

28 Her tinking, “If I can ony touch his clotheses, I goin come good again.”

29 Right away her bleeding wen pau, an her wen feel inside her dat she no mo suffa.

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Right den an dea, Jesus wen feel power go outa him. He wen turn aroun an look all da peopo. He tell, “Eh, who wen touch my clotheses?”

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His guys say, “How come you say dat? Get uku paila peopo pushing aroun you. But you go aks who touch you?”

32 Jesus stay looking aroun fo see who wen touch him.

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Den da wahine, she wen know wat wen happen to her. She so scared, she shaking. She wen go down by his feet, an wen tell him da whole story.

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An Jesus wen tell her, “Eh sista, you wen trus me. Dass why you come good. Go now, yoa heart goin rest inside. You no suffa no moa.” Jesus Make Jairus Girl Come Good

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Jesus still talking, an some guys wen come from Jairus house, da leada guy fo da Jewish church. Dey tell him, “Yoa litto girl wen mahke! Mo betta you no bodda da teacha no moa.”

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But Jesus neva listen to dem. He tell Jairus, “No scared. Ony trus me.”

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He ony let Peter, James, an James brudda John, go wit him.

38 Dey wen come Jairus house. Jesus see all da peopo an hear um making big noise an crying.

39 He go inside an tell, “Eh, how come you guys making big noise an crying? Da girl neva mahke, her ony sleeping.”

40

An dey wen laugh at him. So he wen chase um all outside, an take da girlʼs fadda an mudda, an his three guys, an dey go inside da room wea da girl stay.

41 He take da girlʼs hand an tell her, “Talita kum.” Dat mean, “Eh! Litto girl, get up!”

42

Eh, right den an dea her wen stand up, an walk aroun. An da peopo, right den an dea, dea jaws wen drop.

43 Den he wen tell um, “You guys betta not tell nobody bout dis! Now, go make her someting fo eat.”

6

1 Jesus go way from dea, an go back his own place Nazaret, an his guys go too.

2 Wen da Rest Day come, he go inside da Jewish church an teach. Plenny peopo wen say, “Wow! Wea he get all dis stuff from? How come he know all dis? Wea he get power fo do all dis awesome stuff?

3 Dass da carpenta, yeah? His mudda Mary, an his bruddas James, Joseph, Judas, an Simon. His sistas, dey stay hea wit us too.” Dis wen bodda dem, how he stay ack.

4

But Jesus tell um, “One guy who talk fo God get plenny respeck. But he no mo respeck notting inside his own town an his own ohana.”

5

An Jesus wen tink, “Eh, how come dey no trus me?” Az why he neva do awesome stuff ova dea fo show his power. He put his hands on top litto bit peopo, an make dem come good. Da Twelve Guys Jesus Send

7 He call his twelve guys togedda, an send um out two by two. He give um da power fo make da bad kine spirits let go da peopo.

8 Dis wat he wen tell his guys: “Ony take litto bit fo da trip, ony yoa walking stick. No take bread. No even take one bag, o money in yoa belt.

9 Take yoa slippas, but no take two coats.

10 Wen you guys go inside one guyʼs house, stay dea till you go way from da town.

11 An if da peopo in da place no like you come an no like listen to you, wen you go outa dat town, dust yoa feet, fo show dat you no mo dust from dat no good place.”

12

Afta dat Jesus guys all wen go out an tell da peopo, “You gotta be sorry fo all da bad kine stuff you wen do, an no do um no moa.”

13 An dey wen make plenny bad kine spirits let go da peopo, an put olive oil on top plenny sick peopo, an make um come good. John Da Baptiza Guy Wen Mahke

14

Dat time, King Herod, he wen steal his brudda Philipʼs wife Herodias, an marry her. But John Da Baptiza Guy stay telling him, “You not suppose to steal yoa bruddaʼs wife.” So Herod wen bus John an throw him in jail. Herodias stay nuha wit John, an wen like kill him, but she no can. Herod, he scared John, az why. He know dat John one guy who everytime do da right ting, cuz he all out fo God. Dass why Herod no let nobody hurt John. Wen Herod wen listen to John, he come all mix up, but still yet he like listen to him. An den, Herodʼs birfday time wen come. Herod wen go throw one big lu‛au. He wen tell all da high makamaka guys from his palace, da army officers, an all da leada guys from Galilee fo come. Herodiasʼs girl wen come inside da place an dance, an Herod an all da odda guys wen like da dance. So King Herod tell da girl, “Eh, wateva you like, I swear to God I goin give um to you. I even give you half a everyting I get cuz I da king!” She wen go out an aks her mudda, “Wat I goin aks fo?” An da mudda wen tell her, “Go aks fo John Da Baptiza Guyʼs head!” So da girl wen go inside real fast by da king an tell him, “I like you give me John Da Baptiza Guyʼs head on top one big plate right now!” Da king wen come real sorry. But cuz he wen swear to God in front all his friends, he neva like say no. So right den an dea he tell da guard fo go cut off Johnʼs head an bring um. Da guy wen go cut off his head inside da jail, an bring um on top da big plate, an give um to da girl. An she wen give um to her mudda. Den da guys John wen teach, dey hear bout dat, an dey come, an take his body an put um inside one tomb. Latas King Herod hear bout all da stuff Jesus stay doing, cuz everybody wen hear bout him. Some peopo was saying, “John Da Baptiza Guy wen come back alive. Dass why dis guy Jesus get power inside him fo do all dis awesome kine stuff.” Some odda peopo wen say, “Nah, he Elijah.” An odda peopo wen say, “He one nodda talka fo God, jalike da guys who wen talk fo God long time ago.” But wen King Herod hear dat, he say, “Eh, I wen tell my guys fo go chop off Johnʼs head. But now he stay come back alive!” Jesus Feed Five Tousand Guys

30

Afta dat, da guys Jesus wen send all ova da place wen come back an come aroun Jesus. Dey wen tell him all da stuff dey wen do an teach da peopo.

31 But get so plenny peopo coming an going, Jesus dem neva have chance fo eat. So he tell his guys, “Eh, come! We go one place wea nobody stay, so we can rest ova dea litto bit.”

32

So dey wen go ova dea by demself inside da boat.

33

But plenny peopo wen see um going, an dey know who Jesus, so dey wen run from da towns an get dea befo da guys in da boat get dea.

34 Wen Jesus get outa da boat, he see all da peopo. He get pity fo dem, cuz dey jalike da sheeps dat neva had one sheep farma fo take care dem. So right den an dea he start teaching um plenny stuff.

35 Wen da sun go down, Jesus guys come by him an say, “Wow! Pau hana time awready! An ova hea no mo notting.

36 Tell da peopo, ‘Go to da towns, an buy someting fo eat!’ ”

37

But Jesus tell um, “Nah! Dey no need go way. You guys, you give um someting fo eat.” Dey say, “We gotta work two hundred days fo get nuff money fo buy bread fo feed all dese peopo! You like us guys go buy um?”

38

Jesus tell dem, “Go see how plenny bread you get.” Dey go, an come back, an say, “Get five bread an two fish.”

39

He say, “Tell all da peopo fo sit down on top da green grass,

40 hundred peopo hea, fifty peopo dea.” So dey sit down.

41 Den Jesus take da five bread an da two fish. He look up to da sky, an tell God he good heart fo give da peopo food. Den he broke da bread an give um to his guys, an da guys give um to da peopo. An he wen broke da two fish fo everybody.

42 Dey all eat an wen come full.

43 His guys pick up twelve big baskets full wit all da lefovas.

44 Had five tousand guys dea dat eat da bread. Jesus Walk On Top Da Water

45

Right den an dea Jesus tell his guys fo go inside da boat, an go Betsaida town ahead a him. He send all da peopo home. Wen all da peopo wen go way, he go up da mountain fo pray.

47 Wen dark time wen come, he still dea by himself on da land. Da boat stay going in da middle a da lake.

48 He spock his guys trying fo row da boat, but dey no can, cuz da wind stay blowing hard. Real early in da morning Jesus come by dem, walking on top da water. He ack like he goin pass by dem.

49 Wen dey spock him walking on top da water, dey tink he one ghost. Dey yelling, cuz dey real scared! Right den an dea he tell um, “Eh, no scared! Dis ony me! Make strong!”

51 Den he climb inside da boat wit dem, an da wind wen pau. Da guys, wen really blow dea minds.

52 Dey neva undastan how he wen feed all da peopo bread, cuz dey real hard head. Jesus Make Da Sick Peopo Come Good Gennesaret Side

53

Den Jesus dem all go da odda side da lake, an dey throw da anchor out by Gennesaret town.

54 Dey climb outa da boat, an da peopo ova dea know who Jesus.

55 So dey run all ova da place fo bring da sick peopo on top dea mats to wea dey hear Jesus stay.

56 Wea eva Jesus go, in da big an small towns, an da country side, dey wen take da sick peopo by da open market place. An dey wen beg him come jus so da sick peopo can touch his clotheses. An all da peopo who wen touch him wen come good.

7

1 Den some Pharisee guys an teacha guys dat teach Godʼs Rules wen go from Jerusalem by Jesus.

2 Dey spock Jesus guys, how dey eat. Befo dey eat, dey no wash dea hands da way da Pharisee guys say dey gotta wash um.

3

You know, da Pharisee guys an all da Jewish peopo, dey no eat till dey wash dea hands. But dey suppose to wash um jalike da ancesta guys wen teach from long time ago.

4 Wen dey come back from da market, dey no eat till dey wash dea hands dat way. Get plenny odda stuffs dey gotta do lidat. First, dey gotta wash da cups, da pitchas, an da pots jus right, da way dea ancesta guys wen teach um, so den dey can pray.

5

So da Pharisee guys an da teacha guys dat teach Godʼs Rules, dey tell Jesus, “Eh, da guys you teaching, no good how dey do! How come dey no live da way da ancesta guys wen teach from long time ago? Dey no wash dea hands dat way befo dey eat!”

6

Jesus tell um, “Da guy Isaiah wen talk fo God long time ago, an fo shua he talking bout you guys! Cuz you guys say one ting an do anodda. Isaiah wen write dis:

‘God say: Dese peopo, dey say dey get respeck fo me, But inside dea heart dey stay far from me.

7 Dey go down an pray to me, But dey ony wase time.

Wat dey teach, Dass ony wat some peopo say we gotta do.’ ”

8

Jesus say, “You guys no like do wat God stay tell you. You guys ony do wat odda peopo wen teach you.”

9

An he tell um, “You guys jalike da sly mongoose, yeah?! You guys know how fo dump Godʼs Rules, so you guys can stick wit wat some peopo wen teach you long time ago.

10 Moses wen tell, ‘Show respeck fo yoa fadda an mudda.’ He say dis too: ‘Whoeva swear at his fadda o mudda, gotta kill him.’

11

“But you teacha guys say, ‘If one guy get someting dat he can use um fo help his fadda o mudda, he can say to dem, “I no goin use um fo help you guys, cuz bumbye I goin give um to God.” ’

12 Den you guys say da guy no need help his fadda o mudda.

13 You guys make no good wat God wen say, so you can stick wit da kine stuff yoa ancesta guys wen teach from long time ago. You guys do plenny odda tings lidat, an teach da odda peopo fo do um too.” Wat Make You Pilau Inside, So You No Can Pray

14

Den Jesus wen tell da peopo, “Come. Listen an try undastan.

15 Wat you guys put inside yoa mout no mean you pilau inside so you no can pray, but wat come outa yoa mout, dass wat make you pilau inside so you no can pray.

16 If you wen hear dat, den listen!”

17

Latas he wen go way from da peopo, an go inside one house, an da guys he teaching come an say, “Try tell us wat da ting mean dat he wen tell um.”

18 He tell um, “Wot! You guys still yet no can undastan? You jalike da odda peopo! You gotta figga dis way: Wateva go inside da guy no can make him pilau inside so he no can pray.

19 Cuz dat ting no go inside da heart, but go inside da stomach, an bumbye come out.” (Wen Jesus say dat, he make um okay fo eat any kine stuff.)

20

Den Jesus say, “Da kine stuff dat come outa one guy, dass wat make him pilau inside so he no can pray.

21 Get all kine bad kine stuff come out from inside da heart. Dass how everybody figga how dey can do bad kine stuff; dey not married an dey still yet go fool aroun; dey rip off da odda peopo; dey kill; dey married an still yet go fool aroun;

22 dey like corral everyting fo demself; dey feel good wen dey do bad; dey like bulai da odda guy; dey no mo shame fo any kine; bodda dem wen da odda guy get someting good; dey talk stink bout da odda peopo; dey get big head; dey ack stupid cuz dey no like tink.

23 All dat bad kine stuff, dass wat come from inside da heart. Az why peopo stay pilau inside an dey no can pray.” One Wahine Trus Jesus

24

From dea Jesus go Tyre side. He wen go inside one house, an he no like nobody know wea he stay. But no can. Everybody wen find out.

25 Get one wahine, from da Fonicia peopo, Syria side. She Greek, not Jewish, from da kine peopo dat da Jews call “dogs.” Her litto girl get one bad kine spirit dat wen take ova her, an make her do all kine stuff. Da mudda wen hear bout Jesus, an right den an dea she wen go by him. She wen go down by his feet, an beg him fo make da bad kine spirit let go her girl.

27

Jesus say, “First, gotta feed da kids, you know. No good take da food from da kids an throw um down to da dogs.”

28

She say, “Dass right, Boss. But even da dogs unda da table eat wat fall down from da table, yeah?”

29

Jesus tell her, “Wow! You trus me fo real kine! You can hele on home. Da bad kine spirit gone awready from yoa girl!”

30

So she go back home. Dea was da girl. She resting on top da bed, an no mo bad kine spirit. Jesus Make One Guy Come Good

31

Jesus wen hele on from Tyre side, an go thru Sidon. Den he go Galilee Lake near da Ten Towns.

32 Dey bring one guy who no can hear o talk right. Dey beg Jesus fo put his hands on top da guy.

33 Jesus take him by da side wea neva have nobody. Den he wen stick his finga inside da guyʼs ears, an spit, an touch da guyʼs tongue.

34 Jesus wen look up to da sky, an moan, an say, “Efata!” Dat mean, “Open up!”

35 An right den an dea da guyʼs ears an his tongue come okay, an he can talk good.

36

Jesus tell dem guys, “No tell nobody bout dis!” But da mo he say dat, da mo dey was telling.

37 All dis really wen blow da peopoʼs minds. Dey say, “Dis guy, he really do everyting good! He even make da peopo who no can hear, hear, an da peopo who no can talk, talk!”

8

1 Dat time plenny peopo wen come aroun Jesus. Dey no mo food, so he tell his guys fo come by him. He say,

2 “Eh, I feel pity fo da peopo. Dey stay hea wit me three days awready, an dey no mo notting fo eat.

3 I no like send um away hungry. Bumbye dey goin pass out on da way home. You know, some peopo wen come from far away.”

4

But his guys say, “Eh, we stay in da boonies, you know. An get plenny peopo. Wea we goin find nuff food fo feed um?”

5

But Jesus say, “How much bread you guys get?” Dey tell him, “Seven small breads.”

6

So Jesus tell da peopo fo sit down on top da groun. An he take da seven breads, an tank God fo um. Den he broke um, an give um to his guys. An da guys give um to all da peopo.

7 Had some small fish too. So Jesus tell God he good heart fo give um da food. He tell his guys fo give um to da peopo.

8

Dey all wen eat an come full. An Jesus guys pick up da lefovas, seven big baskets full.

9 Had bout four tousand guys dea who wen eat. Den he tell um, “Go home now.” Show Us Proof!

10

Right den an dea he go inside one boat wit his guys. An dey go Dalmanuta side.

11 Da Pharisee guys come fo make argue wit Jesus. Dey like poin finga him, so dey say, “Do someting awesome lidat, so us guys can see proof dat you come from God in da sky.”

12

Jesus wen moan from deep inside, an say, “How come da peopo nowdays everytime like see someting awesome? Dass how dey stay, but I tell you guys, dey no goin see notting!”

13 Den he wen go way from dem, go back inside da boat, an go da odda side da lake. Wat Da Pharisee Guys An Herod Teach

14

Now, Jesus guys wen foget da bread. Ony had one bread dea inside da boat.

15 Jesus tell um, “Watch out fo da yeast from da Pharisee guys an King Herod. Dey jalike da yeast dat make da bread mo bigga.”

16

Jesus guys talking, an trying fo figga out wat he mean. Dey say, “He talking lidat cuz we neva bring bread.”

17

Jesus wen know wat dey talking bout, an he say, “Wat you guys talking bout, no mo bread? You guys no undastan, still yet? You guys hard head, dass why.

18 You guys get eyes but no can see, an ears but no can hear. You guys no rememba?

19 Wen I wen broke da five breads fo da five tousand guys, how much big baskets lefovas you wen pick up afta?” Dey say, “Twelve.”

20

“An da seven breads dat wen feed four tousand guys, how much big baskets lefovas you wen pick up afta?” Dey say, “Seven.”

21

Jesus tell um, “You guys! You still yet no undastan who me!” Jesus Make One Blind Guy Come Good Betsaida Side

22

Jesus dem go Betsaida. Some peopo wen bring one blind guy, an beg Jesus fo touch him.

23 He wen take da blind guy by da hand, an dey go outside dat small town. Jesus wen spit on da guyʼs eyes, an put his hands on top him, an tell him, “Wat you see now?”

24

Da guy wen look up an say, “I can see peopo, but dey look jalike trees walking aroun!”

25

Den Jesus put his hands on top da guyʼs eyes one mo time. Da guy wen open his eyes wide, his eyes wen come good, an he can see everyting real good.

26 Den Jesus wen tell him, “Go home, but no go inside da town.” Wat Peter Say Bout Jesus

27

Jesus dem go da small towns Cesarea side, da place King Philip wen build. Wen dey stay going, he tell um: “Eh, who da peopo say me?”

28

Dey say, “Some peopo say you John Da Baptiza Guy. An get odda peopo dat say you Elijah. An get odda peopo dat say you jalike da odda guys who wen talk fo God long time ago.”

29

Den Jesus say, “Kay den. Wat bout you guys? Who you guys say me?” Peter say, “You da Christ Guy, Da Spesho Guy God Wen Send.”

30

Den Jesus tell his guys, “No go tell nobody dat I da Christ Guy.” Jesus Say He Goin Mahke An Come Back Alive

31

Den Jesus start fo teach his guys. He say, “I Da Guy Dass Fo Real, you know, an I gotta suffa plenny. All da older leadas, da main priest guys, an da teacha guys who teach Godʼs Rules, dey goin figga I not fo real, an dey goin kill me fo dat. But I goin come back alive afta three days.”

32 He wen talk real clear bout dis. Den Peter wen take him on da side an scold him. He say, “Eh! No way, Boss! No way dass goin happen to you!”

33

But Jesus wen turn aroun, look at his guys, an he wen scold Peter. He say, “Get outa my way. You acking jalike da Devil! You tink jalike da peopo tink, not jalike God tink.”

34

Den he tell all da peopo an his guys fo come by him. He say, “Whoeva like stick wit me, gotta make up dea mind, dat dey no goin be dea own boss no moa. Goin be hard, jalike dying on top one cross. An den dey can stick wit me.

35 If bodda you dat you goin mahke, fo shua you goin mahke. But if you like do everyting you do fo me, an fo teach da Good Stuff From God, an no bodda you if you mahke fo dat, den you goin live fo real kine.

36 Dis poho: one guy get everyting inside dis world, but da guy end up cut off from God, an no mo da real kine life inside.

37 You tink you rich nuff fo buy back yoa life?

38

“Da peopo nowdays in dis world, jalike dey stay fooling aroun behind Godʼs back, an do all kine stuff dey not suppose to do. Anybody dat stay shame a me an da tings I say, kay den, wen I come back, I goin be shame a dem. I da Guy Dass Fo Real. I goin come back wit my spesho angel guys, an I goin be awesome, jalike my Fadda, he awesome.”

9

1 An Jesus tell um, “Dass right! An I like tell you dis too: Some peopo standing hea no goin mahke befo dey see God da King come wit power.” Jesus Look Diffren On Top Da Mountain

2

Afta six days, Jesus wen take Peter, James, an John wit him up on top one big mountain wea neva have nobody. Den, da same time dey stay looking at him, Jesus wen start fo look diffren in front dem.

3

His clotheses wen come shiny white -- mo white den anybody in da world can wash um.

4 An you know wat? Right den an dea Elijah an Moses from long time ago wen come outa no wea, an dey stay talking wit Jesus.

5 Den Peter tell Jesus, “You know wat, Boss? Good we stay ova hea! If you like, I make shacks ova hea, one fo you, one fo Moses, one fo Elijah.”

6 He neva know wat fo say, cuz dey was real scared.

7

Den had one cloud go ova dem, an one voice from inside da cloud say, “Dis my boy. I get plenny love an aloha fo him. Eh, listen to him!”

8 Right den an dea dey look up, but dey see ony Jesus.

9

Afta dat Jesus guys stay going down da mountain, an Jesus tell um, “No tell nobody wat you guys wen see. I da Guy Dass Fo Real. I goin mahke, an I goin come back alive afta I mahke. Den you guys can tell peopo wat you guys wen see.”

10

So dey neva tell nobody, but dey aksing each odda wat he mean wen he say, “I goin mahke, den I goin come back alive.”

11 Dey aks him, “Eh, da teacha guys who teach da Rules from God, how come dey say Elijah gotta come back first befo Godʼs Spesho Guy goin show up?”

12

Jesus say, “Dass right. Elijah gotta come back first an make everyting ready fo Godʼs Spesho Guy. So how come da Bible say dat da Guy Dass Fo Real gotta suffa plenny, an da peopo goin make him like he notting?

13 But I telling you guys, Elijah wen come awready, an da peopo wen make him any kine, jalike da Bible say bout him.” Jesus Throw Out Da Bad Kine Spirit From One Boy

14

Jesus an his three guys come by his odda guys, an dey see plenny peopo dea. Some teacha guys who teach Godʼs Rules stay make argue wit Jesus guys.

15 Right den an dea da peopo wen spock Jesus, an dea jaws wen drop. Dey wen run by him. Dey stay good inside cuz he wen come.

16 He tell um, “Eh, wat you guys stay make argue bout?”

17

One guy say, “Teacha, I wen bring my boy to you. He get one spirit dat no let um talk.

18 Everytime da spirit grab da boy, he throw um to da groun. Den da foam come out his mout, an he grind his teet, an come stiff jalike one board. I wen bring him ova hea by da guys you stay teaching fo dem make da spirit let go da boy, but dey no can.”

19

Jesus say, “You guys! Nowdays nobody stay trus God! How long moa, I gotta be wit you guys an put up wit you guys? Bring da boy ova hea!”

20

So dey bring um. Wen da spirit spock Jesus, right den an dea he make da boy start fo shake plenny, an he fall down on top da groun, an roll all ova, an da foam come outa his mout.

21 Jesus aks da fadda, “How long he make lidat?” He say, “From small kid time.

22 Plenny times da spirit go throw da boy inside da fire o da water fo try kill him. If you can do someting, try pity us! Try help us!”

23

Jesus say, “Wat you mean, ‘if can’? Jus gotta trus, den all kine stuff can do.”

24

Right away da fadda say, “Eh, I trus! Try help me fo trus mo betta!”

25

Den plenny peopo wen come running. Jesus spock um, an he scold da bad kine spirit. He say, “Eh, you bad spirit, you! You no let da boy talk o hear notting. I tell you, beat it! Let go him an no come back eva!”

26

Den da spirit wen yell an throw da boy all ova da place, den he let um go. Da boy wen look jalike he mahke. Plenny peopo say, “Auwe! He mahke!”

27 But Jesus wen take da boyʼs hand, an pull um up. An da boy wen stand on his own two feet.

28

Wen Jesus go inside da house, an ony have Jesus an his guys dea, dey aks um, “How come we no can throw um out?”

29

He say, “If you no pray, you no can make dat kine spirit let go nobody.” Jesus Say One Mo Time He Gotta Mahke An Come Back Alive

30

Jesus dem wen go way from dat place an go thru Galilee. Jesus no like nobody know wea he stay,

31 cuz he teaching his guys stuff. He tell um, “I da Guy Dass Fo Real. Da peopo goin set me up, an take me. Dey goin kill me, an on day numba three I goin come back alive.”

32 But da guys no undastan wat he wen say, an dey scared fo aks him wat dat mean. Who Da Numba One Guy?

33

Den dey wen go Capernaum. Wen dey inside da house, Jesus aks um, “Eh, wat you guys stay make argue bout on da road?”

34

But da guys, dey neva like say notting, cuz dey stay make argue bout who da numba one guy.

35 Jesus sit down an call da twelve guys. He say, “You know, whoeva like be first, he gotta be last, an he gotta help da odda guys.”

36 Den he take one small kid an put um in front dem. He put his arms aroun da kid an say,

37 “Whoeva take in one kid an make him jalike ohana cuz da kid my guy, he take me in an make me jalike ohana too. An dat mean he take in da One who wen send me too, an make him jalike ohana too.” Da Guy Dat Not Agains Us, He Fo Us

38

John wen say, “Eh, teacha! We wen spock one guy throwing out da bad kine spirits. He tell da spirits, ‘I get Jesus power fo make you guys let go da peopo!’ We wen tell um fo no do dat, cuz he no come from us guys.”

39

Jesus wen tell um, “No try make um stop, cuz anybody who do da kine awesome stuff an say, ‘I get Jesus power fo do um,’ he no goin talk stink bout me right afta dat!

40 Cuz whoeva not agains us, dat guy fo us.

41 Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: Anybody give you guys water fo drink cuz you my guys an I da Christ guy dat God wen send, garans God goin have plenny good kine stuff bumbye in da sky fo dem cuz dey wen do dat.” Somebody Make Um Do Bad kine Stuff

42

“Dese small kids hea, dey trus me! Somebody make um pau trus me an do bad kine stuff, mo betta take one big stone from da mill, an tie um aroun da guyʼs neck, den throw him inside da ocean fo drown!

43 If yoa hand make you do bad kine stuff, cut um off! Mo betta you live to da max foeva, no matta no mo hand, den you get two hands an go Hell, wea da fire no pio, an da worm no mahke, eva!

44 If yoa foot make you do bad kine stuff, cut um off! Mo betta you live to da max foeva, no matta no mo foot, den you get two feet an go Hell, wea da fire no pio, an da worm no mahke, eva!

45 If yoa eye make you do bad kine stuff, pull um out! Mo betta you get God fo yoa King, no matta no mo eye, den you get two eyes an go Hell, wea da fire no pio, an da worm no mahke, eva!

49

“Da priest guys wen burn da sacrifice an sprinkle um wit salt fo make um come clean fo God. Same ting, everybody goin suffa so dey can come clean inside.

50 Da salt good stuff. But if da salt no mo taste, how you goin make um work like salt again? You guys gotta be fo real, jalike da salt! No fight no moa, an try stay good wit each odda.”

10

1 Den Jesus wen go way from dat place an go Judea side, da odda side da Jordan River. One mo time plenny peopo wen go by him, an he teach um jalike he everytime do.

2

Some Pharisee guys come fo trap him. Dey aks him, “Dass right, o wat, inside da Rules, fo one guy go dump his wife?”

3

Jesus wen aks um, “Wat Rule Moses wen give yoa ancesta guys bout dat?”

4

Dey say, “Moses wen tell, ‘Gotta give da wife one paper fo get one divorce, den can dump her.’ ”

5

Jesus tell um, “Cuz all you guys so hard head, dass why Moses wen give you guys dat Rule.

6 But I telling you guys dis: Wen God wen make da world, he make one guy an one wahine.

7 An God say, ‘Cuz I wen do dat, da guy no goin stay wit his fadda an mudda no moa, he goin stay wit his wife.

8 An da guy an da wahine goin be togedda jalike one body.’ So jalike dey not two peopo no moa, dey jalike one.

9 Wat God wen put togedda, da peopo betta not broke um up.”

10

Afta dey wen go inside da house one mo time, da guys he teaching wen aks um bout dat.

11 He tell um, “Da guy who dump his wife an go marry one nodda wahine, da way God see um, da first one still stay his wife. Da guy ony fooling aroun da second wahine.

12 An da wahine who dump her husban an go marry one nodda guy, da way God see um, da first one still stay her husban. Da wahine ony fooling aroun da second guy.” Jesus Put His Hands On Top Da Small Kids An Pray Fo Dem

13

Da peopo wen bring dea small kids by Jesus, cuz dey like him fo put his hands on top dea heads an aks God fo do good tings fo dem. But den Jesus guys wen scold da peopo cuz dey wen bring da kids, an dey tink da kids goin bodda Jesus.

14 Wen Jesus wen see wat his guys doing, he huhu. He say, “Let da kids come! No stop dem! Cuz da peopo who make God dea King, inside demself dey jalike dese kids.

15 Dass right! An I like tell you dis too: Da guy who not jalike one small kid inside, God no goin be his King.”

16 An he wen hug da kids, an put his hands on top da kids heads, an aks God fo do good tings fo dem. Da Young Guy Dat Get Plenny Stuff

17

Wen Jesus was starting fo go, one guy wen run up by him, an go down on his knees in front him, an say: “Eh, Teacha, you good. Can aks you one question? Wat I gotta do fo live to da max foeva?”

18

Jesus say: “How come you call me good? Ony get One dat stay good fo real kine, dass God.

19 You know Godʼs Rules: No go kill nobody, no go fool aroun behind da oddaʼs back, no rip off nobody, no bulai any kine bout nobody, no cockaroach nobody, show respeck fo yoa fadda an mudda.”

20

He say: “Ho, Teacha! From small kid time I do all dat stuff.”

21

Jesus wen look at um, an get aloha fo him. He say: “Ony one ting mo you neva do dat you gotta do. Go sell all da stuffs you get, an give da money to da poor peopo. An garans you goin get da real kine rich stuff up dea wea God stay. Den come wit me fo be my guy.”

22

Da guy wen hear dat, an he wen come real sad, an he wen go way, cuz he get plenny rich stuffs dat he neva like sell.

23

Jesus wen look aroun at his guys an say, “Az why hard fo one rich guy fo get God fo his King!”

24

His guys wen hear wat Jesus say, an wen blow dea minds. Jesus say one mo time, “Eh you guys! Stay hard, you know, fo get God fo yoa King.

25 Stay mo easy fo one camel go thru da puka in one needle, den fo one rich guy fo get God fo his King.”

26

Dey all shock, an dey tell each odda, “If dass how stay, who can come outa da bad kine stuff he stay in, den?”

27

Jesus look strait at dem an tell, “No mo nobody dat can do um, but ony God, he da One dat can do um all.”

28

Den Peter wen tell, “Eh, Boss, look! We wen give up everyting we get fo go wit you.”

29

Jesus say, “Az right! An I tell you guys dis: Whoeva give up dea home, dea bruddas, dea sistas, dea mudda an fadda, dea kids, an dea lands, so dey can stick wit me an da Good Stuff From God I stay telling you,

30 bumbye dey goin get hundred times mo plenny even befo dey mahke. Dey goin get home, bruddas, sistas, mudda, kids, lands. An one nodda ting dey goin get -- peopo goin make um suffa. Bumbye, in da time to come, dey goin live to da max foeva.

31 Goin get plenny peopo who like make demself come first, but bumbye dey goin come last. An get plenny peopo who like make demself come last, but bumbye dey goin come first.” One Mo Time Jesus Tell He Goin Mahke

32

Jesus go in front his guys, an dey all going Jerusalem. Jesus guys was all shook up, an da odda peopo who wen go wit dem was all scared. One mo time he wen take da twelve guys by da side a da road, an tell um wat goin happen.

33 He tell dem, “Eh, listen, we going Jerusalem. I da Guy Dass Fo Real. One guy goin set me up so da main priest guys an da teacha guys dat teach Godʼs Rules can take me. Den dey goin say I gotta mahke. Dey goin give me to da guys dat not Jews.

34 Dey goin make fun a me, an spit on top me, an whip me, an kill me. But on day numba three, I goin come back alive.” Wat James An John Aks Him

35

James an John, Zebedeeʼs boys, dey come by Jesus. Dey say, “Teacha, us guys like you do someting fo us, yeah?”

36

Jesus say, “Wat you like?”

37

Dey say, “Wen you come King, goin be awesome, yeah? We like you let us sit by you, one by da left side an da odda by da right side.”

38

Jesus say, “You guys donno wat you aksing fo. You tink you guys can suffa jalike I goin suffa? You tink you can handle da big trouble I goin get?”

39

Dey say, “Shua, us guys can handle.” He tell um, “Fo shua you guys goin suffa jalike me, an you goin handle all da trouble I goin get.

40 But fo sit by my right side an by my left side bumbye wen I come King, dass not mines fo say. My Fadda, he da One who can say dat, an he awready stay make da spesho places ready fo da peopo dat suppose to sit ova dea.”

41

Wen da odda ten guys hear dat, dey come all huhu wit James an John.

42 Jesus say, “Eh, all you guys! Come ova hea! You know, da leadas fo da peopos dat donno God, dey get any kine power ova dea peopo. Dea main guys get da rights fo tell da peopo wat fo do.

43 But you guys, no goin be lidat wit you. Wit you guys, whoeva like be da leada guy, he gotta be da helpa guy first.

44 Wit you guys, whoeva like be da numba one guy, he gotta do wat you guys tell him.

45 I da Guy Dass Fo Real. I neva come so peopo can take care me. I wen come fo take care dem. I wen come fo give up my life an mahke fo cut loose plenny peopo from da power dat da bad kine stuff get ova dem.” Jesus Make Bartimeus So He Can See

46

Dey go Jericho. Wen dey going away from da town, get plenny peopo wit dem. Bartimeus, one blind guy, stay sitting by da road side begging. He Timeus boy.

47 He hear dat Jesus from Nazaret passing by, an he wen start fo yell, “Eh, Jesus! You da guy dat suppose to show up from King Davidʼs ohana! Try pity me!”

48

Had plenny peopo ova dea dat wen scold him an tell um fo shut his mout. But he wen yell even mo loud, “Eh Boss, you da guy from King Davidʼs ohana! Try pity me!”

49

Jesus stop an say, “Call him!” So dey wen call da blind guy an tell um, “Eh, dass okay! Get up! He stay call you.”

50

He wen jump up an throw down his coat, an go by Jesus.

51

Jesus aks um, “Wat you like me do fo you?” Da blind guy say, “Teacha! I like see!”

52

Jesus tell um, “Go! You wen trus me, dass why you come good now.” Right den an dea he can see, an he go wit Jesus on da road.

11

1 Den Jesus dem come near Jerusalem an come by Betpage an Betany, on top Olive Ridge. Jesus send two guys he teaching.

2 He tell um, “You guys see dat small town ova dea? Go inside dea, an you goin find one young donkey dat stay tie up. Nobody ride on um yet. Hemo da rope from da post, an bring um ova hea.

3 If somebody aks you guys, ‘Eh, how come you guys stay doing dat?’ tell um, ‘Da Boss need um. Den he goin send somebody fo bring um right back.’ ”

4

Da guys go an find da young donkey outside in da street. He stay tie up by da door, so dey hemo da rope from da post.

5 Get some guys standing aroun, an dey aks um, “Eh! Wat you guys doing? How come you hemo da rope from da post?”

6

Dey tell um jalike Jesus wen say. Den da guys let um take um.

7 Dey bring da young donkey by Jesus. Dey throw dea coats on top um, an Jesus wen sit on top um.

8 Plenny peopo put dea coats down on top da road too, jalike fo one king. Odda guys cut branches from da palm trees in da fields, an put um down on top da road fo show respeck fo him.

9 An plenny peopo stay walking in front an behind, yelling

“Hui! God goin take us outa da bad kine stuff we stay in! God goin do plenny good kine stuff fo him. Dis da guy who come fo da Boss Up Dea!

10 God goin do good kine stuff fo us!

He goin give us one King jalike King David, Our ancesta guy!

God in da sky, He goin take us outa da bad kine stuff we stay in!”

11

Den Jesus go inside Jerusalem, an go inside da temple yard. He look aroun at everyting. But late awready, dass why he go back Betany wit his twelve guys. Da Fig Tree Dat No Mo Fruit

12

Da nex day, wen dey go way from Betany fo go Jerusalem one mo time, Jesus wen come real hungry.

13 He spock one fig tree wit leafs, but kinda far. He go ova dea fo check out if get fruit. He come dea an find ony leafs, cuz not time yet fo fruit.

14 So he tell da fig tree, “Nobody goin eat fruit from you no moa!” His guys wen hear wat he say. Jesus Inside Da Temple Yard

15

Dey get to Jerusalem. Jesus wen go inside da temple yard, an he start fo throw out all da guys who was buying an selling stuff ova dea. He wen huli da tables wea dey sell da spesho kine temple money fo give to da temple, an da benches fo da guys who sell doves fo sacrifice.

16 He no let nobody carry any kine stuff thru da temple yard.

17 He teach um, “Da Bible say, ‘My temple goin be one house fo all da peopos all ova da world fo pray inside.’ But you guys stay make um jalike one hangout fo crooks!”

18

But da main priest guys an da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules hear dat. Dey try figga out how dey can kill him. Dey scared a him, cuz da tings he teach, blow da peopoʼs minds.

19 Wen da sun go down, Jesus dem go outside da town. Jesus Teach Um Bout Da Fig Tree

20

Early da nex morning dey pass by da fig tree, an see um all dry up from da root.

21 Peter rememba, an tell Jesus, “Eh, Teacha! Look da kine! You wen put kahuna da fig tree, an now, all dry up!”

22

Jesus tell um, “Gotta trus God!

23 Az right! I like tell you guys dis too: You goin tell dis mountain ova hea, ‘Eh, get up! Throw yoaself inside da ocean.’ If you trus God fo make dat happen, an no trus um ony litto bit same time, den goin be lidat.

24 Dass why I tell you guys, wen you pray, everyting you aks God fo do, trus him jalike you get um awready, an dat goin be.

25 Everytime you guys stand up an pray, if you huhu wit somebody, you gotta let dem go, an no feel huhu wit dem. If you do dat, den yoa Fadda dat stay inside da sky, he goin let you guys go, an no feel huhu bout da bad kine stuff you guys wen do.

26 [But if you guys no like let da odda guy go, an like stay huhu wit dem, den yoa Fadda in da sky, he no goin let you guys go, he goin stay huhu bout all da bad kine stuff you guys wen do.]” Wat Right Jesus Get Fo Do Wat He Do?

27

Jesus dem come back Jerusalem. He walk inside da temple yard, an da main priest guys, da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules, an da older leada guys wen go by him.

28 Dey aks him, “Eh, wat right you get fo do dis kine stuff? Who wen say you can do um?”

29

Jesus tell um, “I like aks you guys one ting. You tell me, an den I tell you guys wat right I get fo do dis kine stuff.

30 Da guy John, wen he wen baptize, wea he wen get da right? God in da sky, he give um da right? O da peopo, dey give um da right? Try tell me dat.”

31

Dey talking to demself. Dey say, “If we tell him, ‘God in da sky give um da right,’ he goin say, ‘How come you guys neva believe him den?’

32 But if we say, ‘Da peopo give um da right,’ no way! You know, us guys scared wat da peopo goin do, cuz everybody tink dat John wen talk fo God.”

33 So dey tell him, “Eh, we donno.” Den Jesus say, “Kay den, I no goin tell you guys from wea I get da right.”

12

1 Jesus start teaching um wit stories. He say, “One guy wen go plant one grape field. He make one fence aroun um, an dig one puka inside da groun fo squeeze da grapes. An he build one watch tower. Den he wen rent da grape farm to some farma guys, an den he go far away.

2

“Wen time fo cut da grapes, he send one worka guy fo get his share from da farma guys grapes.

3 But da farma guys wen grab da worka guy, an bus um up, an throw him outside wit notting.

4 Da boss send one nodda worka. Dey bus up his head an dey no shame fo make any kine to him.

5 So he send one nodda worka, an dey kill um. He send plenny odda guys. Some a dem dey bus up, but da oddas, dey kill um.

6

“Still yet had one guy dea, but was his boy. He really love dat boy. In da end he wen send him. He say, ‘Eh, dey goin show respeck fo my boy.’

7

But wen da farma guys spock da boy, dey tell each odda, ‘Eh, dis da guy goin own da farm. Come, we kill him an take ova da grape farm.’

8 So dey grab da boy an kill him, an throw him outside da grape field.

9

“Kay den, wen da boss who own da grape farm come, wat you guys tink he goin do to dem? He goin kill da bad guys, an den he goin rent da farm to some odda guys.

10 Eh, you guys neva read inside da Bible bout da stone dass jalike me? Da Bible say,

“Had one big stone,

Da builda guys was tinking, ‘Poho! Dis stone junk!’ An dey no take um.

But dat stone, Dass da corner block. Can make da building strong.

11 Da Boss Up Dea Wen do dis, yeah? An dis awesome!”

12

Den da main priest dem was tinking how dey can bus him, cuz dey know he was talking bout dem. But dey scared da peopo. So dey go way from him. Da Tax Money Fo King Cesar

13

Lata dey send some Pharisee guys an some King Herod guys fo try trick Jesus in wat he say.

14 Dey come an say, “Eh, Teacha, we know you fo real, no matta wat da peopo tink o who dem. An you tell da trut wen you teach Godʼs way. So, wat? Dass right fo pay King Cesar da tax money, o wat?”

15

But Jesus know dey say one ting an tink anodda, an he say, “How come you guys like trick me? Show me da kine coin fo da tax so I can look at um.”

16 An dey wen show him. He say, “Who dis guy on top da coin? An wass his name?” Dey say, “Dass King Cesar.”

17

An he tell um, “Kay den. Give um to Cesar, wat his, an give to God, wat his!” Wen dey hear dat, wen blow dea minds. Dey Aks If We Goin Come Back Alive

18

Den some Sadducee guys go by Jesus. Dis how dey teach: If you mahke, you mahke, you no goin come back alive again. So dey aks him,

19 “Eh, Teacha! Da guy Moses who wen give us Godʼs Rules, he wen say, ‘Wen one guy mahke an he no mo kids, his brudda gotta marry his wife, an make kids fo carry da name fo da brudda who wen mahke.’

20 Now den, had seven bruddas ova hea by us guys. Da first one wen marry one wahine, den he wen mahke, but neva have kids.

21 Da nex brudda wen marry da bruddaʼs wife, an den he wen mahke, an neva have kids. Da same ting wen happen to da nex brudda.

22 An dis ting wen happen to all da seven bruddas. An all dem guys neva have kids notting. An den afta dat, da wahine wen mahke too.

23

“So, wen da time come wen all da peopo dat wen mahke come back alive, who goin be her husban? Cuz dey all wen marry her.”

24

Jesus tell um, “You guys all jam up, you know. Cuz you guys donno wat da Bible say from befo time, az why, an you guys donno Godʼs power.

25 Wen da peopo dat wen mahke come back alive again, dat time dey no marry. Dey goin be jalike da angel messenja guys in da sky.

26 But da guys who wen mahke, dey goin come back alive. You guys neva read inside da Bible wat Moses wen write bout da burning bush? God say, ‘I da God fo Abraham, an fo Isaac, an fo Jacob.’

27 He not da God fo da mahke peopo. He da God fo da peopo dat get one spirit inside dem dat stay alive. Dass why you guys wrong!” Da Main Rule

28

One teacha who teach Godʼs Rules was standing dea. He hear dem talking, an he know dat Jesus wen shut up da Sadducee guys. So he aks him, “Eh, from all da Rules God wen give us, wat da main Rule?”

29

Jesus tell him, “Da main Rule dis: ‘Listen, all you Israel peopo! Da Boss Up Dea, he our God, an he da one an ony Boss.

30 Get love an aloha fo da Boss yoa God, wit all yoa heart, an wit everyting inside you, an wit how you tink, an wit all yoa power.’

31 An da nex main Rule jalike dis one, ‘Get love an aloha fo da odda guy jalike you get love an aloha fo yoaself.’ No mo odda Rule, mo importan den dis two Rules.”

32

Da teacha who teach Godʼs Rules tell um, “Eh, Teacha, right on! Dass right wat you say, ‘God, he one God, an no mo odda God, ony him.’

33 Us guys gotta get love an aloha fo him wit all our heart, an wit how we tink, an wit all our power. An we gotta get love an aloha fo da odda guy jalike we get love an aloha fo ourself. Dass mo importan den make da burn kine offering an da sacrifice.”

34

Jesus know dat da guy was tinking good wen he say dat. He tell him, “You stay near God, fo get him fo yoa King.” From dat time, everybody scared fo aks Jesus odda stuff. Da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, Whose Boy Him?

35

Jesus was teaching inside da temple yard. He say, “How come da teachas dat teach Godʼs Rules say, ‘Da Spesho Guy God Goin Send, he goin come from King Davidʼs ohana’?

36 You know, Godʼs Spirit wen tell King David fo say dis:

“Da Boss Up Dea, He tell my Boss,

‘Come ova hea, sit down! Dis da importan place by my right side.

Bumbye I goin make da peopo dat go agains you Go down in front you, Fo show dat you da winna ova dem.’ ”

37

“Kay den. David call Godʼs Spesho Guy ‘Boss,’ yeah? Den how he can be Davidʼs boy, same time?” All da peopo wen hear him, an dey feel good inside. Da Teachas Dat Teach Godʼs Rules

38

Wen he was teaching, he say, “Watch out fo da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules! Dey like wear rich kine clotheses. Dey like da peopo talk to dem wit respeck inside da open market.

39 Dey like sit in da main place in da Jewish churches, an in da bestes place at da lu‛aus.

40 Dey no mo shame fo trick da widows an take away dea house, an same time dey praying, saying plenny stuff, so nobody tink dey ripping off da widows. God goin punish dem mo den da odda peopo.” Wat One Widow Wen Give God

41

Jesus go sit down da odda side by da place wea da peopo give money fo da temple. He watch da peopo. Plenny rich guys throw in plenny money.

42 Den one widow dat no mo notting put in two small copper coins dat make one penny.

43

Jesus tell his guys fo come. He say, “Dass good! An I like tell you guys dis too: Dis widow da no mo notting wen put in mo plenny fo da temple den all da odda peopo.

44 All da odda peopo wen give dea money from plenny money dey get. But she no mo notting, an she wen give everyting she get fo stay alive.”

13

1 Jesus was goin outside da temple yard, an one guy he teaching say, “Eh, Teacha, check out dese buildings, da stone blocks! Awesome, yeah?”

2

Jesus say, “You see all dese awesome buildings? Bumbye no goin get one stone on top da odda ova hea. Dey goin throw um all down.” Goin Get Trouble An Suffa

3

Lata on, Jesus go Olive Ridge, an sit down ova dea wea can see da temple da odda side da valley. Peter, James, John, an Andrew come by him wen no mo odda guys dea. Dey aks him,

4 “Wat time all dat kine stuff goin happen? How we goin know wen da time come?”

5 Jesus tell um, “Watch out! No let nobody fool you guys!

6 Plenny guys goin show up an use my name. Dey goin say, ‘Eh, me, I dat Spesho Christ Guy from God!’ An dey goin fool plenny peopo lidat.

7 No get all shook up. You guys goin hear, ‘Dey fighting, an get war all ova da place.’ Dat gotta happen, but dat no goin mean everyting goin pau yet.

8 One country goin fight one nodda country. One king goin fight one nodda king. Plenny diffren places, da groun goin shake hard plenny. Plenny peopo goin get notting fo eat. Dey goin suffa plenny, but all dat ony fo start.

9

Watch out! Dey goin take you guys to dea leadas. Dey goin punish you guys wit whips inside da Jewish churches. You guys goin stand in front da governas an kings, cuz you my guys. An you goin tell um bout me.

10 But befo dis stuff happen, all da diffren peopos all ova da world gotta hear da Good Stuff From God.

11 Every time dey bus you guys, an take you in front da judge, no worry wat you goin say. Ony say wat da Spirit tell you right den. Dat time goin be Godʼs Spesho Spirit talking, not you.

12 Bruddas goin sell out dea bruddas fo mahke, an da faddas goin sell out dea kids. Kids goin fight dea mudda an fadda, an set um up fo mahke.

13 Everybody goin hate you cuz you my guys. But da guy dat hang in dea to da end, he goin come out okay. Da Real Bad Ting

14

“Someting goin happen dat God hate plenny. Da bad ting goin stand wea not suppose to. Dat ting so bad, goin make everybody go way. (Whoeva read dis, dey gotta figga um out.) You know, wen you guys see dat happen, if you stay Judea side, run to da mountains.

15 If you stay on top one house dat get flat roof, no go inside fo take yoa stuffs wit you.

16 If you stay inside da fields, no go home fo get yoa clotheses.

17

“Dat time goin get hard time fo da hapai wahines an da muddas dat stay nursing dea babies!

18 Aks God fo no let dis stuff happen winta time.

19 Cuz dat time everybody goin suffa to da max. Neva have notting lidat eva wen happen befo, not even from wen God wen make da world till now, an no goin get notting lidat eva goin happen again.

20 If da Boss Up Dea neva make dat time mo short, nobody goin come out okay. But fo help da peopo da Boss wen pick, he goin make dat trouble mo short.

21

“Dat time, if get one guy dat tell you guys, ‘Eh, look! Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, he stay ova hea! He stay ova dea!’ no go trus dat kine guy!

22 Goin get plenny fake kine guys who say dey Christ, an goin get plenny fake kine guys who say dey talk fo God. Dey goin do unreal an awesome stuff fo try prove dat dey fo real, an dey goin even try fool da peopo dat God wen pick, if dey can.

23 Watch out, eh! Befo all dat happen, I stay telling you guys everyting now awready.” Da Guy Dass Fo Real Goin Come Back

24

“Right afta dat time fo suffa,

Da sun goin come black. Da moon no goin shine.

25 Da stars goin fall down from da sky.

An all da spirits inside da sky dat get power, Dey goin come all kapakahi.

26 “I da Guy Dass Fo Real. Dat time, da peopo goin see me coming inside da clouds wit all kine power, an I goin be awesome!

27 Den I goin send my angel messenja guys fo bring togedda all da peopo God wen pick from all ova da world, every place dat get unda da sky. Da Fig Tree Teach Us Someting

28

“Eh, you guys, try learn someting from da fig tree. Everytime da fig tree make new branch an get new leafs, you guys know dat summa time coming.

29 Same ting, wen you guys see all dis stuff happen, den you goin know, I stay coming, an everyting stay ready, jalike I outside da door.

30 Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: From da peopo dat stay hea right now, get guys dat no goin mahke befo all dis stuff goin happen.

31 Da sky an da world goin pau, but da tings I say neva goin pau. Nobody Know Da Day O Da Time

32

“Nobody know wen all dat goin happen, not even da day, o da time. Da angel messenja guys inside da sky, even dem, dey donno. Even me, I Godʼs Boy, an I donno da time. Ony my Fadda know da time!

33 So watch out! Stay ready! Cuz you guys donno wat time yoa Boss goin come back.

34 Jalike one guy goin on one trip. Befo he go, he tell his worka guys, ‘Come. Take care my house.’ Every guy get someting fo do. He tell da guard, ‘Stay ready!’

35 You guys gotta make lidat! Stay ready! Cuz you guys donno da time I goin come back. Might be afta da sun go down, o midnite, o real early in da morning wen da roosta make noise, o wen da sun stay coming up.

36 If I come all of a sudden, you no goin like if I find you guys sleeping, yeah?

37 I tell you guys an everybody dis: Stay ready an watch!”

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1 Da spesho religious time fo da Bread Dat No Mo Yeast, dat da time wen dey no put yeast inside da bread dat make um come big. Two days befo da spesho religious time an da Passova, da main priest guys an da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules, dey trying fo find one way fo trick Jesus so dey can bus him an kill him.

2 Dey say, “We no can do um wen get da spesho religious time, cuz bumbye da peopo goin make big noise an fight.” One Wahine Pour Perfume On Top Jesus Head

3

Jesus was Simonʼs house, inside Betany town. Simon, he one lepa guy befo time. Wen Jesus stay eating ova dea, had one wahine dat wen bring one fancy bottle made from alabaster rock. Inside had da nard kine fancy perfume dat cost plenny. She wen put da perfume on top Jesus head wen he was eating.

4 Some guys dea come all huhu, an tell each odda, “Eh, how come she throw way da perfume lidat?

5 How come she neva sell um fo mo den three hundred silva coin, an give da money to da peopo dat no mo notting?” An dey scold her.

6

Jesus tell um, “Eh, no give her hard time! How come you guys bodda her? She wen do dis fo me wit plenny aloha.

7 Everytime goin get peopo dat no mo notting stay wit you guys, an you can help dem weneva you like. But I no goin stay wit you guys everytime.

8 She wen do wat she can do. Wen she wen put dis perfume on top me, befo I mahke, dis wen make me ready fo wen dey goin bury me.

9 Dass right! An I like tell you guys dis too: Weaevas my guys goin teach da Good Kine Stuff Bout Me all ova da world, dey goin tell wat dis wahine wen do, an da peopo goin rememba her.” Judas Say He Goin Set Jesus Up

10

Judas Iscariot, he one a Jesus twelve guys. He go talk to da main priest guys, so he can set Jesus up fo dem guys.

11 Dey hear dat, an dey stay good inside. Dey promise dey goin give him money. From dat time Judas wen look fo chance fo set Jesus up. Jesus Eat Da Passova Food Wit His Guys

12

On da first day a da spesho religious time wen dey make da Bread dat No Mo Yeast, dass wen da peopo kill da baby sheep fo make da Passova sacrifice. Jesus guys wen go by him an aks him, “Wea you like us make da stuff ready fo you fo eat da Passova kine food?”

13

He send two a his guys. He tell um, “Go inside da town. One guy goin come by you guys dea. He carry one big water jug. Go wit him.

14 Da guy going inside one house. Tell da owna, ‘Da Teacha say, “Wea my spesho room stay, so I can eat da Passova food wit my guys?” ’

15 Da owna goin show you guys one big room upstairs, all set up awready. Dass da place wea you guys can make da food ready fo us.”

16

Da two guys go inside town, an find everyting jalike Jesus wen say. Dey make da food ready fo da Passova dinna.

17

Afta da sun go down, Jesus wen come wit his twelve guys.

18 Dey eating, an he say, “I tell you guys fo shua: one a you guys who stay eating wit me goin set me up!”

19

Dey come real sad, an each guy tell him, “Boss, eh, fo shua you not talking bout me, yeah?”

20

Jesus say, “One a you twelve guys who wen put his piece bread inside da same sauce wit me, he da guy goin set me up.

21 I da Guy Dass Fo Real. I goin mahke jalike da Bible wen say befo time. But auwe! Da guy who goin set me up goin get it! Mo betta he neva been born!” Da Dinna Wit Da Boss

22

Dey eating, an Jesus take one piece bread an tell God he good heart fo give peopo food. He broke da bread, an give um to his guys. He tell um, “Take dis an eat um. Dis hea, my body.”

23

He take da cup an tell God, “Mahalo plenny,” an give um to his guys, an dey all drink from um.

24 He say, “Dis hea, my blood fo make solid da new deal dat God making. Dey goin kill me, an my blood goin come out from my body jalike wen dey make one sacrifice. Dat goin happen so God can help plenny peopo, an hemo dea shame fo all da bad kine stuff dey do.

25 Dass right! An I telling you guys, afta dis I no goin drink notting from da grape vine again till da time come wen we all stay togedda wea God stay King. Dat time, I goin drink da new kine wine.”

26

Den dey wen sing one song an go ova dea by Olive Ridge. Peter Goin Say He Donno Jesus

27

Den Jesus tell um, “All you guys goin bum out cuz you no can handle da shame fo wat goin happen to me. Cuz da Bible wen say befo time, ‘I goin kill da sheep farma, an all his sheeps goin run all ova da place.’

28 But afta I mahke, I goin come back alive, an den, I going Galilee side. Den you guys goin go by me ova dea.”

29

Den Peter say, “Eh, no way, Boss! No matta all da odda guys bum out an like go way from you, eh, no way I eva goin do dat!”

30

Jesus tell him, “You tink so? I tell you dis: Befo da roosta make noise two times early today, three times you goin say dat you donno who me.”

31

But Peter tell him, “No way! Not even! No matta I gotta mahke wit you, no way I goin say I donno who you!” An all da odda guys say da same ting. Jesus Pray Inside Getsemane Place

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Den Jesus dem go da place dey call Getsemane. He tell da guys, “Sit down ova hea. I going ova dea fo pray.”

33

He take Peter, James, an John wit him. He wen come real sore inside, an he get plenny trouble inside him.

34 He tell um, “Eh, you know, my heart stay real sad, jalike I goin mahke. No go sleep -- stay ova hea wit me.”

35

He go mo down, an go down on top da groun an tell God, “If can, maybe I no gotta suffa all dat bad kine stuff!”

36 Den he say, “Papa, you my Fadda. You can do everyting. No let me suffa lidis. But wateva you like, dass okay. I like do um da way you like do um.”

37

He go back by his guys, an dey stay sleeping. He tell Peter, “So, wat? Simon, how come you stay sleeping? You guys no can stay up wit me fo ony one hour?

38 Hang in dea an aks God fo help you, so you no go do bad kine stuff wen you get chance. You know, inside, you guys like do da right ting, but you guys no can do um, cuz you guys no stay strong inside.”

39

Den Jesus go talk to God one mo time, an say da same ting jalike befo.

40 He come back, an his guys stay sleeping again, cuz dea eyes no can stay open. Dey neva know wat fo tell him.

41

He come back one mo time, an tell um, “So, wat? You guys still sleeping an resting! Nuff awready. Da time stay now! I da Guy Dass Fo Real, an now dey goin set me up fo da bad guys.

42 Get up! We go by dem now. Da guy who wen set me up stay hea now awready.” Dey Bus Jesus

43

Wen Jesus still talking, Judas, one a his twelve guys, wen come. Had choke peopo wit him. Dey carry swords an clubs. Da main priest guys, da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules, an da older leadas, dey da guys who wen send um.

44 Now Judas, da guy dat wen set him up, wen tell um befo time, “Da guy I goin kiss, az da guy. Grab him an tell da police guys fo take um!”

45

Right away, Judas go by Jesus an say, “Aloha, Teacha!” an wen kiss him.

46 Den da odda guys come an grab Jesus an take him.

47 One a Jesus guys standing dea wen grab his sword an hit one guy dat work fo da Head Priest, an cut off one a his ears.

48 Jesus say, “You guys tink I one crook, o wat? You guys tink you gotta come afta me wit swords an clubs fo bus me?

49 Eh, I was wit you guys teaching inside da temple yard every day, an you guys neva bus me dat time. But all dis gotta happen, jalike da Bible say from befo time.”

50

Den all his guys wen bag, an he stay dea all by himself.

51

Had one young guy wit one lavalava on, an he go wit Jesus.

52 Dey wen grab him, an he drop da lavalava an run away naked. Jesus Stand In Front Da Main Leada Guys

53

Den dey bring Jesus in front da Head Priest guy. Ova dea all da main priest guys, da older leadas fo da peopo, an da teacha guys who teach Godʼs Rules, dey all wen come togedda.

54 Peter wen go wit Jesus, but he wen stay far. He go inside da yard an sit down ova dea wit da police guys fo get warm by da fire.

55 Da main priest guys an all da main leadas wen try find proof agains Jesus so dey can kill him, but dey neva find notting.

56 Plenny peopo come an try bulai bout him, but dey say diffren stuff dat no check out.

57

Den some guys stand up an bulai agains him. Dey say,

58 “Us guys wen hear dis bugga say, ‘I goin broke down Godʼs temple dat peopo wen build, an den, three days afta, I goin build up one nodda temple, dat peopo neva make.’ ”

59 Still yet, wat one guy say no check out wit da odda guy.

60

Den da Head Priest guy wen stand up in front dem, an aks Jesus, “Eh, you no hear wat dese guys saying bout you? You no goin say notting, o wat?”

61

But Jesus no talk. One mo time da Head Priest guy tell him, “Eh you! Tell us if you da Christ guy dat God suppose to send. Da One Up Dea Dat We Tell Good Stuff Bout, you his Boy, o wat?”

62

Jesus say, “Dass me. Bumbye you guys goin see me, da Guy Dass Fo Real, sitting down on top da importan place by God who get all da power, right dea on his right side. An I goin come back on top da clouds in da sky.”

63

Den da Head Priest guy wen rip his own clotheses, fo show dat he tink Jesus wen talk stink bout God. He say, “Wat you guys tink now? No need mo plenny guys fo tell wat dey wen see an hear bout him, yeah?

64 You guys wen hear da bad kine stuff he say bout God! Wat you guys tink?” Dey all say, “He talk stink bout God! He gotta mahke!”

65

Den some guys spit on top him, an dey cover his eyes wit one cloth, an punch him, an say, “Talk some moa!” Da police guys take him an wack him too. Peter Say He Donno Who Jesus

66

All dis time Peter stay downstairs inside da yard. Had one girl dea who work fo da Head Priest guy.

67 She spock Peter sitting by da fire. She look him real good, an say, “Eh, you was wit Jesus too, yeah? da bugga from Nazaret.”

68

But he say, “No way! I donno wat you talking bout!” Den he go ova by da gate. An da roosta wen make big noise.

69

Da worka girl see him out dea, she tell da guys who was standing ova dea, “Hey! Dis bugga, he one a dem, you know!”

70 But he say one mo time, “Not!” Lata on, da guys who was standing near Peter say, “Yeah! You one a dem guys too! You come from Galilee, yeah?”

71

Den Peter swear real bad, an say, “God punish me if I no tell you guys da trut: I donno who you guys talking bout!”

72

Right den an dea da roosta wen make big noise one mo time. Den Peter rememba wat Jesus wen say, “Befo da roosta make noise two times, you goin say you donno who me three times.” An he broke down an bus out crying.

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1 Early morning time, all da main priest guys, da older leadas fo da peopo, da teachas who teach Godʼs Rules, an all da main leadas, wen go figga out wat fo do bout Jesus. So dey tie him up, take him away, an wen give him to Pilate, da governa.

2 Pilate aks Jesus, “Eh, you da King fo da Jews, o wat?” Jesus tell him, “You da one wen say dat.”

3

Da main priest guys wen poin finga plenny at Jesus an say he wen do plenny bad kine stuff.

4 So Pilate aks him one mo time, “You no goin say notting? You no hear all da stuff dey saying bout you?”

5

An still yet Jesus neva say notting. So Pilate start fo try figga out dis guy. Dey Say Jesus Gotta Mahke

6

Now, Governa Pilate, he let one prisona guy go every year at da Passova religious time. Any guy da peopo pick, Pilate let him go.

7 Had one guy name Barabbas dat stay inside da prison wit all da odda terrorist guys dat wen kill peopo wen dey wen beef agains da Rome army guys.

8

All da peopo wen come by Pilate an tell him, “Eh, you goin do jalike you everytime do fo da Passova?”

9 Pilate aks um, “You guys like fo me let go da King fo da Jews?”

10 Now, Pilate know dat da main priest guys wen give Jesus to him cuz dey so mad at Jesus, cuz everybody listen to him an not dem.

11

But da main priest guys wen presha da peopo fo say dis: “We like Barabbas! Kill Jesus awready!”

12 Den Governa Pilate aks dem one mo time, “Den wat I goin do wit Jesus, da guy you guys call da King fo da Jews?”

13

Dey yell, “Kill him on top one cross!”

14

But Pilate say, “How come? Wat kine bad ting he wen do?” But dey yell mo loud, “Kill him on top one cross!”

15

Pilate like make da peopo stay good inside, so he wen let Barabbas go fo dem. He tell da army guys fo whip Jesus an den kill him on top one cross. Da Army Guys Make Fun A Jesus

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Den da army guys wen take Jesus inside da palace, da Rome army headquarters, an dey tell all da odda army guys fo come by dem.

17 Dey put one long red king kine robe on top him. Dey make one crown from thorns, an put um on top his head.

18 Den dey say, “Ho! Check um out! Da King fo da Jews!”

19 An dey wack him on top his head wit one bamboo, an spit on top him. An dey go down in front him jalike dey showing respeck fo him.

20 Wen dey was pau making fun a him, dey take off da red robe an put his own clotheses back on top him. Den dey take him outside fo kill him on top one cross. Dey Put Jesus On Top Da Cross Fo Mahke

21

Had one guy name Simon from Cyrene town. Alexander an Rufus, Simon dea fadda. He was coming inside Jerusalem. So dey tell him he gotta carry Jesus cross.

22 Dey bring Jesus to da place dey call Golgota. Dat mean “da Skull Place.”

23 Dey try give him wine wit bitta stuff inside, but he no like.

24 Dey hang him on top da cross wit nails, an den dey go throw dice, fo see wat guy goin get wat clotheses from Jesus.

25 Dey hang him on top da cross bout nine clock in da morning.

26 Dey make one sign fo tell everybody wat he wen do wrong. Da sign say, “Da King Fo Da Jews.”

27 Dey hang two crook guys on top two crosses near him, one on da right side an da odda one on da left side.

28 [Jalike da Bible say, “Dey wen make him jalike one crook.”]

29

Had some peopo dea dat shake dea finga at him an say, “Oh, fo shame! You wen say you goin broke down da temple an goin build um up again in three days!

30 So, we like see you get yoaself outa dis! Come down from da cross, now!”

31

Jalike da odda guys, da main priest guys an da teachas dat teach Godʼs Rules wen make fun a him too. Dey tell each odda, “He wen get da odda peopo outa da stuff dey stay in, but he no can get himself outa dis!

32 If he da Christ, da Spesho Guy God Wen Send, da King fo us Israel peopo, kay den, he can come down from da cross now! Den we goin trus him!” An da crook guys dat stay hanging dea near him on top da odda crosses, dey talk any kine to him too. Jesus Mahke

33

Noontime wen get real dark all ova da place, fo three hours.

34 Three clock Jesus wen yell real loud, “Eloi, eloi, lema sabaktani!” Dat mean, “My God, my God, how come you go way an leave me ova hea?”

35

Some odda guys dat stay ova dea wen hear him, an dey tell, “Listen! He stay calling Elijah!”

36 One guy wen run an put one sponge inside da sour wine, an put um on top one bamboo, an try give um to Jesus fo drink. He say, “Try wait! We go see if Elijah goin come fo get him outa dis.”

37

Den Jesus yell again real loud, an den he let go his spirit.

38

Right den an dea da big curtain inside da temple broke in two from da top to da bottom.

39 Da captain fo da army guys standing in front Jesus hear him yell an see how he wen mahke. He say, “Fo real kine, dis was Godʼs Boy!”

40

Get some wahines standing far, watching everyting dat wen happen. Had Mary from Magdala, one nodda Mary dat get two boys, da younga James an Joses, an Salome.

41 Befo time, dey wen go wit Jesus from Galilee side, fo take care him. Had plenny odda wahines who wen come wit him to Jerusalem. Dey standing dea too. Dey Bury Jesus

42

Dat was da day fo make everyting ready fo da Rest Day, befo da sun go down.

43 Had one guy, Joseph from Arimatea, from da main leadas. Everybody get respeck fo him. He stay waiting fo God come da King on top da earth too. He no scared. He go aks Pilate if he can take Jesus body.

44 Pilate say, “Wow! I neva know he mahke awready!” So he tell da captain fo come, an aks him if Jesus wen mahke fo shua.

45 Da captain tell him dat Jesus wen mahke awready, so Pilate tell his guys fo give da body to Joseph.

46 Joseph go buy some linen cloth, take down da body, wrap um inside da cloth, an put um inside da tomb, da one dat was awready cut inside da rock. Den dey push one big rock in front da hole fo close um.

47 Mary from Magdala, an Mary, Joses mudda, dey wen see um put him dea.

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1 Afta da Rest Day pau, Mary from Magdala, James mudda Mary, an Salome, dey go buy perfume so dey can put um on top Jesus body.

2 Was da first day in da week. Ony get litto bit light inside da sky, an dey wen go da tomb.

3 Dey aksing each odda, “Eh, who goin push da big stone away from da opening part in da tomb fo us?”

4 But wen dey look up, dey see dat somebody wen push da big stone away awready.

5 Dey go inside. Dey spock one young guy wit one long white robe on. He stay sitting on da right side. An dey real scared.

6

He tell um, “Eh, no scared! I know you guys looking fo Jesus, da guy from Nazaret, yeah? Dey wen kill him on top one cross. Eh, he wen come back alive! He no stay hea. Try look da place dey wen put him.

7 Den, go tell his guys an Peter, ‘Jesus going Galilee side befo you guys. Dass da place wea you guys goin see him, jalike he wen tell you guys.’ ”

8

Da wahines stay shaking an all mix up, an dey run from da tomb. Dey no say notting to nobody, cuz dey so scared. Jesus Come by Mary from Magdala

9

[Afta da first day in da week, wen Jesus come back alive, he show up first by Mary from Magdala. You know, befo time Jesus wen make seven bad kine spirits let go her.

10 So she go tell da peopo who was wit him befo, dat stay sad an crying, “Eh! I wen see da Boss Jesus! He not mahke no moa!”.

11 Wen dey hear wat she wen say, dey no believe her. Jesus Show Up By Two Guys

12

Afta dat Jesus show up by two a his guys dat stay walking in da countryside. An he look diffren.

13 Da two guys go back, an tell da odda peopo. But still yet da odda peopo no believe wat dey tell um. Jesus Show Up By Da Eleven Guys

14

Lata Jesus show up by da eleven guys wen dey eating. He scold um, cuz dey neva trus him an dey so hard head, an dey neva like believe da odda peopo who wen see him afta he wen come back alive.

15 He tell um, “Go all ova da world, an teach da Good Stuff Bout Me to everybody. God wen make um all.

16 Whoeva trus da Good Stuff Bout Me an get baptize, God goin take dem outa da bad kine stuff dey doing. But whoeva no trus da Good Stuff, God goin say dey gotta take da blame fo all da bad kine stuff dey wen do.

17 Da peopo dat trus me, dey goin do awesome stuff. Cuz dey my guys, dey goin use my power fo make da bad kine spirits let go da peopo. Dey goin talk diffren kine languages.

18 Dey even goin pick up snakes wit dea hands. If dey drink poison, no goin hurt dem. Dey goin put dea hands on top da sick peopo, an da sick peopo goin come good.” Jesus Go Up Inside Da Sky

19

Afta Jesus da Boss pau talk to dem, God take him up inside da sky, an he sit down in da mos importan place by Godʼs right side.

20 Den all his guys go all ova da place an teach. An da Boss Up Dea stay working wit dem, an doing awesome kine stuff fo show dat wat he wen say stay fo real.]